• University tutor: So to work this out we just use this formula, which I'm sure you remember from high school
  • Rest of class: *nods*
  • Me: ...

fruitsofapathy:

WHY IS THIS ON THE MENU

Creepy? I’d be like…”oh yeah pasta, I’m so h-..ungry”


Australian Horror Story: Tony Abbott 

3 months ago - ♥22694

Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out 17 years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then, so I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a Def Jam comic when that movie came out. I would have torn it to pieces


3 months ago - ♥21125
Tumblr, are you ok? I think someone’s had a little too many donuts

Tumblr, are you ok? I think someone’s had a little too many donuts

I have been dealing with a pulled muscle in my back for over 24 hours now and my will to live is diminishing

4 months ago - ♥273288

hellyeahhorrormovies:

I wonder how Jesse Pinkman is doing

4 months ago - ♥151

luciusmafoy:

My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.


4 months ago - ♥4070
Haunting mass appeal


Erin. 21. Australia.